Monday, June 30, 2008

Still wide awake

It's after 3:00!
I had no caffiene today. Wait. Noooo. I had a super extra giant tall mega iced cappucino from Tim Horton's (yummy) at noon. NOON. 15 hours ago. That must be the culpirt. Phooey.
After nearly 3 hours of Breaking Bricks on Yahoo and beating my personal best of 300,000 points, I think I am ready for bed. I must be, cause my last round of Breaking Bricks didn't even break 100,000. :(

Waitwaitwait. I need to look something up on iTunes.

Whatever.
Goodnight/ morning/ evening (for Dawn)

A list

No. Not the "A" list. Just a list of things I want to take care of this week. I feel like if I post them here, I am really responsible for them because people (Hi Mom and Dad!) read this and check up on me with loving phonecalls and emails.

1. Clean. Clean anything that looks icky.
a) mop kitchen floor, it is beyond icky, headed towards nasty. Oops.
2. Clean the vacuum (YES I do this, you would too with 5 furry animals in the house.) If the vacuum is covered in staticy fur, it's only going to drop it somewhere else. >gasp<
DONE 3. Wash the front porch area. Since it is under a roof, it does not have the benefit of being rinsed clean during monthly tornado warnings. Don't worry tree huggers, I'll use a plant based cleaner.
DONE 4. Fill flower pots for (clean!) porch railing.
5. Hang new shelving in garage. I'm not Super Woman, it's only 3 feet of Elfa.
DONE and happy! 6. Weigh myself. :D
7. Celebrate anticipated weight loss with several calls to sisters and parents. "Hey guess what? I'm shrinking again!"
8. Fall asleep tonight (insomnia has hit, Andrew, Sweetie and Raven are ALL sound asleep. They went to Dreamland and left me behind. Thank goodness I have something to blog about.
9. Tell stories from work, which leads me to my next idea....



Stories From Work:
Last night, I was rockin' out to corporate chosen music, ringing people up left and right. One woman and her 5 or 6 year old daughter bought a boatload of stuff. It went like this:
Daughter: Mom, can I sign your name on the screen? I know how to spell your name!
Mother: Oh yeah? How do you spell it?
Daughter: It's SO easy! M-O-M!
Mother: Well, that won't work here.
And so the mother signed her name. End of this story.

Later, a mother and son came in. The poor kid was bored out of his skull. When I was showing the mom more stuff, the boy was reacting silently behind his mother's back by putting his hands on his face, dropping his jaw, and bending over in such a way he looked like he was in pain. Maybe he watched his father perform this retail ritual so many times, he thought it was a part of the shopping experience. Like I said, Poor Kid.

And one last thing about work. Do you know what happens when you try to walk through a 36" wide doorway with 37" wide box in your arms? I'll tell ya. You nearly take the special fire alarm thingy off the door and donate some blood right there at the scene. Then, your arm turns from red, to purple, blue, green, and now it's a nice shade of black.

The End
I'm off to search for recycled plastic adirondack chairs. :D

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

You decide

What's more fun:
~Losing power at 9am on a beautiful sunny day
OR
~ Losing power at 9am...in the shower where there are no windows to let light in

Hmmm.
Someone hit a telephone pole behind our neighborhood. Power was out till about 5pm. At least it was only 80 degrees today, and no tornado-like rainstorms came through either. It wasn't as bad as I'm making it sound. I just think it's funny that it happened while I was lather-rinse-repeating.

Clearly, there are no pictures from today. :(

Monday, June 23, 2008

More photos

Buster inspecting the new camera.


Andrew. It's funny what you can see when you enlarge a picture. Click on this one to read some snazzy graffiti on the wall behind Andrew. At least it's G-rated. Oops.


Two of my favorite things.

The (ahem) most recent Mr. and Mrs.

Bree and Todd's reception was this Saturday. We had a blast on a stern wheeler in Zanesville. We saw some never-seen-before trees and Pepsi bottling buildings. OK. I'm joking about that. The weather was perfect and the company (family) on the boat was even better. Andrew gave a quick and moving toast to his new brother-in-law and then the Newlyweds cut the cake and fed each other nicely. Only classy will do on a boat, you know. I spent the day taking a picture of whoever was in front of me. Some smiled, some turned away, Andrew struck a pose (a la Madonna's VOGUE, not the Heisman). Great memories were served up with a side of down-home happiness.

Mom and Dad



Cake (no kidding!)



Newlyweds Bree and Todd



Ceremonial cake cutting



Lorena's sign on the boat



After the party, we headed back to Mom and Dad's where we let Raven have a taste of freedom: running outside...off the leash. She stayed right with us and only tested her boundaries once. We reminded her where she was allowed and we had no issues after that. Yesterday while Andrew loaded the car, Raven followed him back and forth..house to car. She was off the leash again and didn't run off! It's nice to see she's become a dog we can trust.


Friday, June 20, 2008

Sometimes when I get stressed, I imagine I look like this:



Macs are great for impromptu photo shoots.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Opportunity knocked, so I answered.

My boss just called me.
My district manager (Anita) needed a recommendation for someone from my store to be moved up to....corporate!
I was first pick! I told them that I want to know more, and in the meantime, to please pass my info along to Anita so the ball can start rolling.
Holy. Cow.

It would be M-F 10-ish to 4-ish and it's about a 20 minute drive from here. Oh...and I would get a sweet raise too!!!

This is VERY awesome news since our Spring has had more 'downs' than 'ups'...We can't wait to see what happens!